April 23

National show me your tits day

April 23-
Whip them tits out

by HotHorseWeiner April 23, 2021

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July 23

The day fuckers were put together in a band called One Direction 🥳🎉🎉🎊

“It’s July 23rd let’s celebrate For there 12 year anniversary.”

by ImfinnaZayn July 14, 2022

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February 23

If you were born on February 23

I love you <3

I love you! If you were born on February 23

by Shebert July 16, 2022

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A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))

Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”

by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022

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23-19

23-19 is when the monkey moo alarm sounds and the words "23-19" sound and everyone in the surronding area proceeds to get theyre fat , hairy , sweaty arses out and proceed to do the 23-19 monkey moo dance to prevent being eaten alive by ebenezer goode and dying a slow painful death

monkey moo alarm:"WE GOT A 23-19, I REPEAT WE GOT A 23-19"
john from down the boozer:" fuck lads we need to drop the stellas and get our fat hairy sweaty arseholes out"
monkeymoo luca: "yes please :)"

by monkeymoobrandino69420 July 19, 2022

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