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Shit Porn 69

A symbol of greatness and gratitude, triumph and hardship, and making the most of what you have.

This phrase was created back in July of 2021 when four unsupervised teenagers mixed around the letters in a sign (like from captain underpants) and figured out that they had just enough letters to make the phrase “shit porn 69” and so began a new era. They changed it back but realized that they had and extra l and didn’t know where it came from. And to this day (yes I checked) the hot balls still has 3 l’s.
Shit porn 69 is my favourite thing to vandalize around random places in the world
by Bartholomew6969 March 26, 2022
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Swag master 69

Someone who has all the swag. They are the master of the swag.
I have all the swag I’m a swag master 69”
by anonymous September 5, 2021
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69 English muffin

When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix
Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?

Ashley: yes daddy
by 69englishmuffin May 11, 2018
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69 cum off

Two men participate in a 69 and the first one to cum loses. In order to secure the victory, the other participant must swallow.
Did you hear Jeff beat Tony in a 69 cum off? He made him nut in 42 seconds!”
by yurrskiii August 31, 2022
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Ethan 69 guy

The person that LOVES urban dictionary definitions (69) and has a mind that is very dirty will lick you nonstop
Ethan is really an Ethan 69 guy.
by Other Ethan November 9, 2021
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Peanut Butter 69

This is when you have to put a whole tub's worth of peanut butter inside her vagina. When that is complete, squeeze some of it out and then begin to 69.

"After hearing about this move, my partner's vagina is still full of peanut butter"
Have you ever heard of this move called the "Peanut Butter 69"?
by Master Of Pokémon June 8, 2016
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single mans 69

Sucking on three of your fingers while tossing your load
When Dave lost his partner he decided to have a single mans 69
by Selfies 69 March 21, 2020
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