triple j

The best radio station in Australia and the home of all breeds of preposterously good music. Triple j will rape your ear drums, give them a shuddering eargasm and leave them screaming for more. Triple j listeners are the pinnacle of awesome and often find themselves banding together in cult-like way at one of the tremendous live music events they promote. The hosts of triple j are also brilliant folks. Triple j telepathically updates and improves your already great taste in music. Triple j is the sex. If you think you hate it, listen to it for a week and, before you know it, you've slapped a triple j pride sticker on your car, you're buying like a versions and writing urban dictionary definitions to inform others of this infectious, revolutionary radio station that your life now circulates around.

Oh my god, is that an orgasm overflowing from your radio? Oh, wait, its triple j.

by harriet and martyn June 14, 2011

j o

Jack off, or Jerk off J O or JO

What a J O!
That guy was a J O.
Your being a J O.

by Gerret January 9, 2008

hay-j

1. Abreviation for Hand Job, as bj is the abreviation for blow job

2. the act of explosion via the hand

John's girlfriend gave him a hay-j last night and he was glad.

by Tiger721 May 6, 2006

j-nagel

1. to deceive, cheat, or be involved in a fraudulent act or operation.
<colloq: to pull a fast one on someone>

2. to obtain by means of trickery
can be used in the place of finagel

He j-nageled me out of the last piece of chicken.

by azaad November 24, 2006

glee j

A BJ given by a girlfriend as a reward for him suffering through an episode of Glee with her.

"She made you watch Glee??" "She didn't make me do anything; I knew I'd get a glee j if I watched it."

by DC Aggie May 6, 2010

J-Hawk

The J-hawk, or Jay-hawk, is a Mohawk worn by Optic J. Name derived from a Mohawk and J's name. He is a member of Optic nation. Although he was recently dropped for Optic Carlos. Jhawk FTW. End Story. Known for its pure awesomeness. The hawk can only be worn by Optic J or anyone else with over size testicles. Origin: the origin of the J-hawk originated on the 24/7 Machinima live stream, where they were trying to reach prestige 15 on Call of duty: black ops. This "J-hawk" was birthed by a pregnant porpoise who traveled from the norwegian seas to the Americas where the "J-Hawk" was found pirched on top of a man known as Optic J.
mohawk + optic J = Jhawk.

random: ITS OPTIC J!
epic random: ITS A J-hawk!

by epicmanpenisfacenomnom November 21, 2010

j lo

"street name" for latino songstress and actress jennifer lopez. but dont be confused by the rocks that she got shes still jenny from the block. in other words a fuckin talentless slag with nice tits and a big ass who talks latino style through her nose when it suits her. the rest of the time shes throwing vases or tantrums at her asslicks and demanding the hotel she staying at be uprooted and turned. also known for suckin off a crap record producer whos so not! street, sean piff diddly wank. and for blowin the worlds crapest actor mr im so wooden im like pinnochio, "ben affleck" who in turn makes keanu reeves look like a trained RADA actor.

see that crack ho, shes so j lo blowin for crack and apple crumble

by da original playa June 11, 2006