Care Bears

Way to say "Winnie the Pooh" and "My Little Pony" in one term.

Guy 1: Oh look! I found my two favorite Care Bears just lying around over there!

Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?

Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!

by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

I don't really get paid enough to care

A person that doesnt do their job correctly or doesnt care about it, because said person isnt compensated enough to do so.

Person 1 to the maintenance crewman: ,,That pipe is leaking"
the maintenance crewman: ,,I don't really get paid enough to care"

by R_l_T November 24, 2024

care bear hughes

the most beautiful sexy goddess anyone will ever encounter in their entire life. everything she does is beautiful and turns everyone on. she is such a graceful sublime being. to be compared to her is the most supreme compliment. there is not a single person that does not want to make love to her.

greg: i had sex with a care bear hughes and i saw stars and then an apparition of jesus.

by baby g big c $$$ February 1, 2009

Wen Hair Care

an American hair care brand founded by Chaz Dean.

Wen Hair Care was founded by celebrity hairstylist Chaz Dean

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

could care less

Sometimes misinterpretation by “couldn’t care less”. Could care less is the correct option. Considering that “i couldn’t care less” means they care already, but can’t care any less than they already do. Now, “could care less” means they don’t care at all, so they dont care any less.

Wow! I could care less about this hockey game!

by koolwiz June 3, 2018

I don't care

The line is only compelling because the guy who says the thing DOESN'T HAVE the things that the other guy would hypothetically be offering him (i.e. money and power).

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ 🤦 ♂️ You're an idiot. 'Offer me the things I already have... I don't care...' Yeah, no shit you fucking retard. And Ben had to take a running start to hop on that Elon dick for a 'Yas Queen!" moment. Fucking pathetic. You're right though. You don't care. None of you are even capable of ACTUALLY caring. Nothing bad is actively happening to you in this moment and as long as that is the case you just aren't going to do it. All everyone is going to get from you is hollow platitudes vague frowny face feelings. That's not caring. We pretend it is but it's pretend-world so that's to be expected."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2023

All we care about

Ha! Well, that's great! It's a good thing that you don't care about other people's kids living because... Eheh, they are not doing THAT anymore! RIGHT!?

Hym "Well... Now hold on a second... That's not 'ALL we care about...' Because clearly you care about NOT HAVING TO EXPLAIN WHY THOSE KIDS ARE DEAD. But don't worry Mr. President, like always, I'll do it for you (as I do so love to set the record straight)... IN THE NEXT POST!"

by Hym Iam February 21, 2025