Face like a par 3 tee box

A very ugly person possibly having bad acne scars that resemble divits in the grass of a golf course. Since an iron is primarily used on a par 3 tee the divits are worse than on longer holes
You've got a face like a par 3 tee box
by Jim S August 25, 2005
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The one where peter farts into mega face
The one where peter farts into mega face
by POGGERSVHUN F November 04, 2020
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id let her pee in my face

A phrase used to describe a girls hotness
"damn did you see Hopes black g string sticking out of her pants, Id let her pee in my face just to see between her legs"
by Ratheon August 20, 2007
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1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.
talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening
by sirsurefoot April 24, 2005
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A look given to students by Mrs.Perkins who misbehave or don't complete there homework. This 'look' is highly feared, and emotionaly scarring.
Student:"Oh my god! Whats wrong?"
Crying Student: "I forgot to do my homework last night and got the 'I AM GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OF!' look!"
Student:(dies loudly)
by RoboChick May 04, 2009
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A girl with a sexy body and a ugly face
when u see a girl from behind and she look fine, then, she turns round an she has got a face like a criminal.
so its body of bay watch face of crime watch.
by ducky_lpool May 12, 2006
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