talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

'I AM GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OF!'

A look given to students by Mrs.Perkins who misbehave or don't complete there homework. This 'look' is highly feared, and emotionaly scarring.

Student:"Oh my god! Whats wrong?"
Crying Student: "I forgot to do my homework last night and got the 'I AM GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OF!' look!"
Student:(dies loudly)

by RoboChick May 4, 2009

open faced grilled cheese sandwitch

what a pussy look like in the morning after having sex

Your pussy like a open faced grilled cheese sandwitch

by Eric Babineau August 1, 2004

body of bay watch face of crime watch

A girl with a sexy body and a ugly face

when u see a girl from behind and she look fine, then, she turns round an she has got a face like a criminal.
so its body of bay watch face of crime watch.

by ducky_lpool May 19, 2006

I can't believe its not butter face

A girl who is so ugly you can't bare to look at her. But her face is actually not that bad.

Rob "Yo check out that huge b*tch"

Dimitri "Wow shes huge but her face isn't that bad"

Greg "Holy shit she's got an I can't believe its not butter face"

by Daga Jobin August 4, 2010

Go capsize yourself you turtle face

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

by WobbyK November 4, 2009

Face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid

To describe one whos facial formities are less than lets say, pleasingto look at. Not easy on ones eye.

Ugly as a hat full of arseholes

Craig: "Hey man what do you think of that Justine....?"
Shane: "Man no way! She has a face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid!"

by Shane Shane the Supra Man June 27, 2006