jack off

its like jerking off but harder and louder
i jack off to mia khalifa
by HighPing June 04, 2019
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Jack Off

Someone you exceeds the base definition of a Jack Ass. This person is a moron and revels in that fact.
Matt everyday you say play that ridiculous song, you are such a Jack Off
by Fox670z January 16, 2020
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smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley
You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce
by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024
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Off the wood

Phrase describing someone who’s really baked. Particularly baked off a backwoods
Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”

Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”
by Purple drink October 29, 2021
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zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit
by xdr5t3evq3q December 04, 2023
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Piss off you cunt

Until I have had my cup of tea you can, piss off you cunt xx
by Jam3sh0mosom December 11, 2023
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