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broomstick bitch

A girl that is so ridiculously thin you can use her as the handle for a broom. You need to be gently though, as broomstick bitches tend to snap into two if you use even the slightest force.
Dude A: Boy this house is a mess. Hey, you! Broomstick Bitch!

BB: Yeah?

Dude A: I'll give you five quid to be my broom handle.

BB: Well, I am so thin that you can see through me, and unbelievably arrogant because of it (which makes me a broomstick bitch) so okay!

Dude A: Right, i'll just fit you on there and...

*SNAP*

Dude A: Oh crap, it's split in two!

Dude B: Ha ha! Stupid bitch. Oh man, look at all that powdered blood and dust coming out of her. Ewww.

Dude A: Come on, lets get another broomstick bitch to clean her up.

Dude B: Okay!
by Matthew The Third January 16, 2008
mugGet the broomstick bitchmug.

good bitch

The opposite of a bad bitch. Also my lucky Sharms ;)
"That Sharmain girl is such a good bitch. She ain't bad at all."
by EpicMAngo June 9, 2014
mugGet the good bitchmug.

block bitch

i got top from a block bitch
by thetrapniggas April 19, 2018
mugGet the block bitchmug.

fat bitch

when a team of beer pong, aka beirut, players gets down to 3 cups, and they rerack the cups to form a "power i" or a line, the cup in the middle is the fat bitch
team member 1: We want the "power i" dude.

team member 2: now don't hit the fat bitch this time or we'll be fucked again!
by dantheman64 December 9, 2008
mugGet the fat bitchmug.

batman that bitch

When a male is looking to get rid of a female, he calls two slutty females over and has them be their slutty selves while inviting said first female over to witness this, she leaves in tears or anger either makes her run for the hills/.
Jack hates his bitch sally. He calls jessie and michelle over to hang all over him when sally is supposed to come over. Sally leaves distrought and gets hit by a bus. Batman that bitch
by Bastin February 9, 2008
mugGet the batman that bitchmug.

bitch dog

the combination of a huge "whore-ish" female and your average female canine. This term is also used when referring to her most enjoyable sexual position, a.k.a " doggy style ".
Victoria is nothing but a big ol bitch dog
by beeeeeeetchdawg May 16, 2011
mugGet the bitch dogmug.

bitch skank

A commonly used word for any female whos name starts with a "j" who dumps a guy, goes back out with him, then gives him head in his sun room, also used to describe a pretty flower arrangement.
1. Man Jamie is such a bitch skank.
2. That pot is bitch skank Heather, A+!
by TayCoth February 25, 2003
mugGet the bitch skankmug.

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