After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024
Get the One Eyed Willymug. by Stacy1221 May 17, 2019
Get the Merchant Onemug. A useful term to describe a whorish real estate agent, especially in Colorado Springs area, who is very large and round in stature, with a booty like a Rhinoceros. She sleeps with anyone who DMs her or buys her a drink.
"Oh yeah, Megan is an EASY Hole-in-one!"
"Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"
"Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"
by Capt Bangarang December 29, 2023
Get the Easy Hole-in-onemug. Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."
by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024
Get the I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.mug. One ball deep, a moment in hardcore intercourse where your scrotum/ballsack/magicfloaty bits become hard like a rhinos skin an the smaller testicle slides in the gash of glory...
by Justth3truth April 19, 2018
Get the one ball deepmug. by Lix.. May 31, 2022
Get the one time taskermug. by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006
Get the Cough one`s yogurtmug.