When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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by MechanicKartBoi January 3, 2021
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This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.
This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.
Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!
by Houxton999 January 31, 2025
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Get the Mickey Baby mug.A Gen Z (or younger) kid who grew up marinating in a world full of forever chemicals, microplastics, and mystery toxins. Often shows stunted or unusual physical or hormonal development — like guys looking softer or more androgynous, or girls whose puberty seems delayed, incomplete, or otherwise off-schedule. Basically, a generation raised on chemical soup.
⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.
Evidence:
Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.
PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.
Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
⚠️ Note: This isn’t about making fun of people. It’s meant to raise awareness of a serious public health concern — the effects of PFAS and other toxins on human development.
Evidence:
Girls with higher PFAS exposure are more likely to have delayed puberty and later menarche.
PFAS has been linked to lower estrogen, reduced fertility, earlier menopause, and breastfeeding issues.
Sources:
Pub Med, NIEHS, Endocrine dot org
Bro, he still looks 14 at 22. Total PFAS baby vibes — that’s what happens when your tap water came with a side of Teflon.
by okurgiug September 18, 2025
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Tony: Hey, Do you talk to Dave anymore?
Kyla: Hell No! He's so hateful and evil. Such a disgusting Baby-Ginger-Dave he is.
Kyla: Hell No! He's so hateful and evil. Such a disgusting Baby-Ginger-Dave he is.
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