Dirty dog

when youre doing doggy style and she starts eating dill pickle and his breath starts smelling like doodoo so you spit in his mouth and he throws up and you cum in his mouth

hey what were you and jill up to last night we were doing a dirty dog

by imaginarygirlfriend January 12, 2022

tired dog

just a random thing that popped into my head

tired dog in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

Doughnut Dogging

The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.

Ben was arrested for doughnut dogging again.

by WindyLeaf9591 February 28, 2023

The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.

I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, i think her mom enjoyed it i little to much.

by NastyLover May 13, 2020

Dogs Tongue

A Misshapen clitoris, due to age and/or numerous flange piercings growing out causing the genitals to appear in the shape of a dogs tongue

"Urghhh she nasty, she had a dogs tongue growing down there!"

by BinaryChop September 26, 2013

Turkish Dog

A Turkish Cunt. His name is Harun. His a filthy Turk.

“Harun the Turkish Dog”

by Captain Cakir June 3, 2019

dog

the type of animal that barks, wags it’s tail, and is know as “man’s best friend”

I have three dogs named Marley, Molly, and Maizey!

by jm467 December 28, 2018