Swiggle your way out of this one

When an upset wife tells her husband try to get out of this sticky situation

Try to swiggle your way out of this one

by Cilla March 7, 2019

The One You Shouldn't Have Killed

In Five Nights at Freddy's there is a character who was killed by William Afton who is named Cassidy, he unlike every other victim of William refuses to let go. Eventually after William dies, he brings him to hell and tortures him with his own creations, during voice lines of many characters you can hear him mention he will never let William rest or be happy again and calls himself "The one you shouldn't have killed."

"He's here and always watching, the one you shouldn't have killed..."

by kdfjngk,dgfoijfglk1 May 3, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

the one

Pee drinking, lesbian warrior ruler, Jess Flores

The One just drank a glass of pee!
The One just took over a country with his lesbian warrior army!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

ima be in one of those slideshows soon

yoy’re close to the end of your path

Person 1: Are you doing okay?
Person 2: ima be in one of those slideshows soon

by rqwrrrr August 12, 2023

One Thousand-Eleventy-One

A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.

“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”

by Krispy Bizkut May 30, 2018