by Mr hop off July 20, 2022
Get the Hop offmug. You know how I spent a full week last month?
Hym "With the lights off. That's how. You know what I had to do with the lights off? I had to sit in the hallway and charge my
phone so that I would have enough charge to ensure that my alarm would go off because I had to WORK. Motherfucker. I had to walk to Motherfuckerin WORK. House is full of garbage. If I don't run the AC 24/7 it begins to stink. I refuse to clean my room Jordan. You know who wasn't there to turn my fucking lights back on?
Hym "With the lights off. That's how. You know what I had to do with the lights off? I had to sit in the hallway and charge my
phone so that I would have enough charge to ensure that my alarm would go off because I had to WORK. Motherfucker. I had to walk to Motherfuckerin WORK. House is full of garbage. If I don't run the AC 24/7 it begins to stink. I refuse to clean my room Jordan. You know who wasn't there to turn my fucking lights back on?
Not YOU. That's not even my first time sitting in the dark for days either. You think I called my employer and said 'Hey, I would love to work this week but I just don't have the lights on at my house! So I'm just going to sit here in the hallway of my apartment and charge my phone that has both a broke charger port AND A BROKEN CHARGER... I have to jam the male end of the charger up in to the port and then wrap the cord around the phone and if I don't do it just right the phone won't charge. I'm going to have to sit there and tap my phone through the charger cable because without electricity I have nothing else to do other then re-reading comic books and playing card games against the memory of my former coworker's deck. So sorry Amy. I'm just not going to be able to do anything this week and yes you still need to pay me.' Do you think that is what I did? No. I had to do it all with the lights off. Did I get any credit for that? Did I get any praise? I know you're going to pat yourselves on the backs. Look at this. You are refusing to do something I was compelled to do by necessity."
by Hym Iam October 24, 2025
Get the With the lights offmug. by Hoodboi 1993 November 17, 2020
Get the Dusted offmug. by wockpartyz August 25, 2021
Get the off the gamemug. by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023
Get the gone off baked potatomug. the phrase 'bog off' comes from Stone Age Scotland. the phrase was assembled when 2 counties had a war. The war ended by complete slaughter but the winning team used this phrase to wish them well while passing to the overworld
by lxcy.lrx September 14, 2020
Get the bog offmug. “Off the Hook” is slang for something crazy good, exciting, or wild; it can also mean being free from trouble or responsibility.
“That SuperBowl party was off the hook!”
by phoebebiancaaa September 10, 2025
Get the off the hookmug.