I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

I got that dog in me

Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.

Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.

by GigiYourBeloved July 10, 2024

Vern Dogging

To watch someone closely while making zero attempt to hide you’re doing so. Similar to being “Bird dogged” but with more malicious intent

Hey look out, the boss is Vern Dogging us right now

by Wahhhindacabby October 19, 2023

i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

by Piiopdgh July 29, 2017

Dog food

The art of performing oral sex to a small herd of cattle or a flock of sheep on a Tuesday in Swansea.

I fancy a trip to Swansea this weekend to get some Dog Food.

by Dust77 January 31, 2021

Dog food

Drugs. Commonly used in rap meaning; herion or other mind altering substances used by injection straight to the vein.

"Momma on that dog food when the landlord gives an eviction notice."

by Asmodious February 22, 2019

Leaving the dog out to dry

Leaving one's penis outside of the presumed atire, solo (a.k.a. sans balls).

Leaving the dog out to dry is a euphemism which can be defined as, leaving one's penis external from the assumed attire.

In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.

Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?

by Dave1256 March 07, 2024