Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket

A sex move where a man drips candle wax into the woman’s vagina and has sex with her.

Me- Dude, last night I did the Non-Edible Scented Hot Pocket, and she started bleeding

by voeqa February 23, 2021

hot damn baked yummy potato

not cole sprouse

wow he’s a hot damn baked yummy potato

by legrinch December 6, 2018

thats an awfully hot coffe pot

A popular phrase used by Popular rapper Eminem (M&M, slim shady, weird beard, white guy from D12) in his freestyle "Eminem Rips Donald Trump In BET Hip Hop Awards Freestyle Cypher"

thats an awfully hot coffe pot

by urmomness August 11, 2021

I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold

An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.

Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!

by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004

icy hot carl

When a Hot Carl is perfomed by or on someone that can bling it in a curiously beast fashion.

see also:
icy hot stuntaz
hot carl
bling bling

The server room needs some Icy Hot Carl action.

We were hacked by an Icy Hot Carl.

by white rabbit May 13, 2005

Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen

The Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen act between two homosexual men, where one male defecate on another guys taint and then proceeds to eat the shit between the guys bunslike a hot dog.

If you ever visit San Francisco or surrounding area, you have to find another male to perform a Chocolate Hot Dog Hagen.

by Kevin Triplioni December 12, 2011