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One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.
Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.
by C.O.B. December 7, 2011
mugGet the One Mind Standmug.

One win and don’t know how to act

When someone finally get a win and they act like they been doing it
One win and don’t know how to act
by Mk.Immaculate January 17, 2021
mugGet the One win and don’t know how to actmug.

One Beer Asshole

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
mugGet the One Beer Assholemug.

give one the abdabs

Give one the abdabs:
He kept giving me the abdabs so I slapped him.
by wizzbrit April 18, 2009
mugGet the give one the abdabsmug.

no one man should have all that power

What you say when something is too powerful
Examples

Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing

Joe: No one man should have all that power

Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on

Akmed: No one man should have all that power

Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.

Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019
mugGet the no one man should have all that powermug.

One handed taco

When you use one hand to jerk off with a tortilla
Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco
by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025
mugGet the One handed tacomug.

number one frogbio fan

THE number one frogbio fan EVER (aka the one and only LESBIANFORKYOKO!!) (AKA ME)
"are u the number one frogbio fan"
"who else would i be??????"
by anonymous April 28, 2022
mugGet the number one frogbio fanmug.

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