Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 24, 2023

Peg-head

The fog like delirium often caused by too much pegging.

He can't remember what he ate for breakfast, what a peg-head

by Wilburt_Miriam August 17, 2024

Crack head

A person who abandons their kids would let there kid starve and used there last 20 dollars for crack. Symptoms : broke ass mentality, bad hygiene, mouth smells like shit. Takes people from there families so there not the only one being a loser.

Crack heads normally suck dick on alcorn st.

by Mikeysbabymomma June 16, 2022

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010

Fat head

A fat head is a person usually having a head the size of a fucking water melon and is also a dumb cunt also used as an insult calling someone thick in the header

Person 1: shut up fat head

Person 2: don’t call me a fat head you fat head

by Steve cunttttt July 17, 2019

The Walking Head

The act of drugging a stranger so that they are in a zombie-like state, you then proceed to insert your genitalia into their mouth.

(Top tip: make sure they don't bite)

James, eat this cookie, I promise it isn't drugged. I don't want to try the walking head

by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

Bloom-Bloom Head

Typically used in place of Butt Head,beacuse one's mother does not allow the word Butt Head to be used in her presence.

You are a Bloom-Bloom Head!

by Jessica Garcia June 11, 2008