get my face puffy

i'm starved, i'm gonna go out and get my face puffy.
by OMGMIRANDA August 12, 2008
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Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

A female, who is usually hot, who's face looks like she's a prissy bitch.
"That bitch over there with resting bitch face (RBF) needs an oral cream pie!"

Meagan Good and Lacey Chabert are perfect examples of RBF
by Coach Jerry April 11, 2019
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Gov School Face Wash

When you and your friends wank the crank into someone's hand and then smash the sweet sweet contents into a female face.
Woah, we totally unloaded into Yancy's hand and he gave that chick the gov school face wash!
by TheJesusonator July 05, 2007
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Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!
by TheRealOne500 April 04, 2023
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baby darlin doll face honey

The absolute supreme term of endearment. For use when baby, darlin, doll face or honey won't suffice.
Hey baby darlin doll face honey? I love you!!!
by zak attack pack April 18, 2011
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When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once
"SO did you kiss her yet?"

"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."
by Belkis Deyanira August 25, 2008
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Pretty self descriptive I think, the best substitute for a relationship 'til girls learn how to act right.
Damn she a baddie.. I wonder if she tryna chick-fil-a and sit on my face
by Shadow07 October 06, 2020
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