Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

A female, who is usually hot, who's face looks like she's a prissy bitch.

"That bitch over there with resting bitch face (RBF) needs an oral cream pie!"

Meagan Good and Lacey Chabert are perfect examples of RBF

by Coach Jerry April 10, 2019

get my face puffy

stuffing your face. eating.

i'm starved, i'm gonna go out and get my face puffy.

by OMGMIRANDA October 8, 2008

Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

baby darlin doll face honey

The absolute supreme term of endearment. For use when baby, darlin, doll face or honey won't suffice.

Hey baby darlin doll face honey? I love you!!!

by zak attack pack May 9, 2011

Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times

When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once

"SO did you kiss her yet?"

"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."

by Belkis Deyanira October 18, 2008

Chick-fil-a and sit on my face

Pretty self descriptive I think, the best substitute for a relationship 'til girls learn how to act right.

Damn she a baddie.. I wonder if she tryna chick-fil-a and sit on my face

by Shadow07 October 6, 2020

I am way past facing reality!

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.

Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023