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million man math

An exxageration to make something look like a success. Something that people do who don't try as hard as the rest of us. Someone said that there were well over a million people at the million man march when they were actually less than 400,000.
A: There is no way that he drank that many beers, he's using his million man math again.

B: Typical for his kind.
by sneekix November 23, 2006
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no mans sky

a piece of ass game that stole everyone’s money
by succulenteggplant February 25, 2018
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One Man's LOL is another Man's WTF?

A simile/idiom similar in meaning to "one man's trash is another man's treasure" only, in this case, it means that what is funny to one person may be offensive to someone else.
Tom: "Man, I told this hilarious joke last night. Everyone laughed but Bob. He was a douche and said the joke was offensive."

Dick: "Don't worry about it, dude. One man's LOL is another man's WTF?"
by songwriterz October 17, 2012
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White Man Shuffle

Unadventurous dancing where the protagonist steps to the left and then to the right in time, or out of time to the music.

Often done by white males at weddings, discos, and office Christmas parties.
Anthony: Shit, I didn't know Ian could dance!?!

Nigel: That ain't dancing'. He's doin' the White Man Shuffle.

Anthony: What a cunt.

White Man Boogie
by MrGorsky April 2, 2011
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dead man fucking

When you do something to your girl (like cheat on her) and you have to get one last fuck with her before she finds out and kicks you out.
Reference to: dead man walking, the name given to prisoners on death row right before they are executed
Oh man, I fucked up... I better start dead man fucking before Shelly finds out...
by BlaineRick March 28, 2015
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dead mans cock

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused
I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention
by mitch00uk April 1, 2015
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Espanol Alien Man

A very weird person who spends all their time watching anime like a Weeb.
Chris is a real Espanol Alien Man
by YungPlatinum August 25, 2017
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