BIG SEX VAGINA

BIG SEX VAGINA is a term used to bait people into clicking on a YouTube video to discover what sex is.

Guy 1: dude i watched BIG SEX VAGINA last night, and it was just a video of garlic bread

Guy 2: what

Gary: i think we need to start back at the van

by 65bigred July 22, 2022

obligatory sex definition

I have to do this because hee hoo haa haa sex funny guys

no example, shoo you filthy peasants looking for sex jokes, like this obligatory one
you fucking sex trolls, go else where for this kinda joke, not this obligatory sex definition

by kendguy August 15, 2023

sex-pack abs

1: The abs that get you laid
2: Abs that are perfect for having sex

Example 1:

Hose: Dude after I got from boot camp I was totally ripped my girlfriend practically dragged me into the bed.
Gustavo: Really? What made her so horny?
Hose: My sex-pack abs
Example 2:
Bogs: Yo man I just had sex with my girlfriend for the first time with a six-pack. IT WAS AWESOME!

Matt: Duh man that's why they're called sex-pack abs

by DaWizard May 1, 2013

Ding Sex Ditch

When a guy or girl texts someone to meet and have sex with then leaves to never talk again.

Guy#1 "hey you ding sex ditch her?"
Guy#2 "yeah it was so easy just like those good old days of a classic one night stand

by That guy next door November 21, 2016

Purple Shirt of Sex

The most famous shirt ever seen in the BBC series Sherlock

Person1: Look it's an Purple shirt!
Fan: *loud screaming* Its the Purple Shirt of Sex!!!

by Lionsie August 8, 2017

Sex Conveyer Belt

Has an uncontrolable amount of sex.

Fluffay: "Damn, Steven's fucked so many girls this week."
Milkshake: "HE'S LIKE A SEX CONVEYER BELT !"

by Not Fluffay and/or Milkshake. July 3, 2011

24 carat Sex

1. Someone whos really really sexy.

2. Someone resembling pure sex. (hence, 24 carat.)

Carol: 'Woah, that Ryan guy is 24 carat sex'

Everyone else: 'yeah, he really is..'

by C-Unit269 April 18, 2009