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That one Anal'bro's shitsman candlepiece

Having your (gay) partner secrete out their
feces (preferebly in a stick shape), then
covering the feces with wax and inserting a
firecracker in said wax.
Next you must let the wax harden before inserting it into your (gay) partner's anus and lighting the firecracker.
After it explodes you proceed to take it out of your (gay) partner's anus, then proceed to suck and lick the feces (inserted inside) like a popsickle.
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by Bromarinechadder46 March 17, 2024
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you one of those

A person that can be lame at times or be a goofy. Usually names start with a T, C, M P.
They are big phone heads BTW.
by Bartolemuo April 18, 2019
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The Big One

A real or imagined heart attack that a person experiences usually suddenly in response to a sudden distress or excitement. Originating from Redd Foxx's character Fred Sanford on the TV show Sanford and Son. Fred would clutch his torso with one hand, and extend his other arm out and usually exclaim as it's written in the example below, or some slight variation.

It's not a far cry from the expression to bite the big one meaning to die.
It's The Big One! Ya hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming ta join ya honey!
by Sir Carlton May 26, 2025
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All wolves jumping on one bear

Basically, a group of wolves jumping on one beat. But, a group of people jumping on one person they robbing, mugging, disrespecting, bullying, and fighting. A female lying on, or falsely accusing a male of something to get everyone to believe he’s a criminal, and jump on him.
Malcolm: Three guys try to rob me.
Timmy: They’re all wolves jumping on one bear.
by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023
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sauce up ones

Like throwing up a peace sign as greeting but with only your pointer finger; though usually done with both hands. Generally used as a greeting, or form of recognition among friends, and seeing friends in a public setting.

Originated in southern Minnesota and used mainly in small communities as a sign of friendship.
Person 1: Oh hey there's Emily
Person 2: Cool sauce up ones!

I saw Jessica's mom in the grocery store yesterday, sauced up some ones.
by TolDorkandHondsome August 6, 2016
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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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Crack open a cold one

Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w
by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020
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