double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.

Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.

by Kevareeno August 28, 2021

g dog

g dog is a person who is loving like grant.

do you know g dog

yea he is hot asf

by nah you will never know March 17, 2021

dog dimple

when you fuck the living shit out of a dog while rubbing your tongue on it's ear until the earwax drips onto your dick and the dog licks it off

That dog dimple last night was crazy bro.

by Buttcruncher April 3, 2025

Dog

dogs are the purest beings on this earth. if you disagree you can suck my colossal dong. they are adorable but also kinda horny all the fricking time. my dog has tried to dominate my colleague's left arm 20 times. my dog likes to hump my cat.

"that dog is retarded but cute"
"what a horndog."

by aw shucks:( April 5, 2019

Ur dog a thot

This insult is worse than ur family tree lgbt everytime this is said a blackhole will appear in front of the person who said this

Boston:ur mom gay
Houston:ur dad lesbian
Boston:ur sister a mister
Houston:ur brother a mother
Boston:ur granny tranny
Houston:ur grandpap a trap
Boston:ur family tree lgbt
Houston:ur ancestors an incestors
Boston:ur homie a homo
Houston:ur dog a thot
*blackhole appears whole universe get sucked*

by ryuisreal May 16, 2018

Dog

The kindest, cutest thing in the universe

The dog cured my depression.

by Chubbyroll October 15, 2020

wet dog of wet

a complete and utter wasteman

Me: hey peter your a wet dog of wet
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)

by marcsmith August 25, 2007