head of cattle

When getting head for a friend and just as you are about to cum you pull as hard as you can on the back of their head so as to ramrod them and yell moooooooo mooooooo. It is best if done like the cow being branded on the Family Guy hit TV show.

Derin was giving me a BJ and just as I was about to bust a nut I gave her the ole head of cattle. Moooooooo mooooo.

by Shockmasta January 27, 2017

Dolphin-head

When the tip of a man’s penis slips out of some article of clothing.

Bro I was working out in some super small shorts and my dolphin-head just popped right out.

by Girth-Micheals January 4, 2024

giving head

me with kasper every night

*gulp gulp gulp*
"mmph!~~.. oh yesss!!!~"
*is giving head cutely*

by vexari the gayest gaybo!! March 11, 2024

Head Ass

Someone's who's got their head up their ass. A person that is out there to the point of being frivolous. Believes in nonsensical things and could either be very intelligent or very insane.

So I've been blitzing my third eye chakra with this fresh ashwagandha juice, and ever since then, I've been seeing elves that tell me the meaning of life is ashwagandha. I was shocked and then my tarot cards and crystals started shaking, and that's how I knew peace and togetherness were all we needed to stop the world's suffering.

"Wow, that guy was so head ass, I can't believe he's like that around kids, I'm really starting to lose faith in this era.

He was telling me the future of reproduction is cybernetic engineering. "

by EMILIAS BITCH 24/7 June 7, 2022

link-head

an absolute idiot, one who likes the mets way too much, or one who has very very stupid hair.

Justin called Little Yonatin a link-head in English class because he refused to take off his sweatshirt.

by D.G. Grover October 28, 2006

Butt Head

When someone gets their dick sucked by the butthole of someone else.

Hey babe let me get some Butt Head.

by Cigarette’sBitch October 16, 2025

Buckle headed

Somebody who looks like they need a helmet and loves to manipulate (a.k.a military, or JROTC in high school)… or someone whose head looks like they have the IQ of a belt buckle.

“What did your buckled headed husband say you can’t do?” “He’s cute but his tinder profile has him posing with a fish all buckle headed”

by Anywomanever August 22, 2023