Travel-Zombie syndrome (TZS), a type of social disorder, is a potentially disabling condition. People with TZS are plagued by an assortment of unpleasant symptoms that cause the afflicted to resemble the walking deceased. The social and professional ramifications of TZS can range from ruined business opportunities to damaged friendships and inappropriate altercations with strangers.
Symptoms:
- Unpleasant disposition
- Bloodshot eyes
- Reduced cognitive abilities
- Uncontrollable drooling
- Garbled speech
- Irrational outbursts
- Chronic neck fatigue
Very little research is available on TZS but some physicians and most flight attendants agree, TZS is very real. TZS is usually caused by long periods of travel in uncomfortable conditions with little or no sleep. In some studies, poorly designed travel pillows were noted to be a major contributing factor to the onset of TZS.
The only known treatment for TZS is the Travel Halo, www.TheTravelHalo.com.
Symptoms:
- Unpleasant disposition
- Bloodshot eyes
- Reduced cognitive abilities
- Uncontrollable drooling
- Garbled speech
- Irrational outbursts
- Chronic neck fatigue
Very little research is available on TZS but some physicians and most flight attendants agree, TZS is very real. TZS is usually caused by long periods of travel in uncomfortable conditions with little or no sleep. In some studies, poorly designed travel pillows were noted to be a major contributing factor to the onset of TZS.
The only known treatment for TZS is the Travel Halo, www.TheTravelHalo.com.
Travel-Zombie Syndrome (TZS)
Innocent Bystander: "This guy was stumbling around yelling nonsense. Then he ripped apart a travel pillow, threw it on the ground, stomped on it and ran away sobbing."
Airport Security: "Sounds like TZS"
Innocent Bystander: "This guy was stumbling around yelling nonsense. Then he ripped apart a travel pillow, threw it on the ground, stomped on it and ran away sobbing."
Airport Security: "Sounds like TZS"
by ZombieDoc October 14, 2012
Get the Travel-Zombie syndrome (TZS)mug. Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome (HGF) is a legitimate medical condition that occurs when the cleft of the buttocks extends high above the waistline. Symptoms include an exposed butt crack and public ridicule.
John has Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome that is why we are forced to look at his ass everytime he bends over
by Poultry Prince April 7, 2019
Get the Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndromemug. by ketoneus February 6, 2017
Get the super bowl monday syndromemug. When a person (usually an amateur meme lord) sends a meme to a chat and doesn't get a good enough reaction so they rapidly keep posting even worse memes (usually stolen) to try to justify themselves
What the hell Lachlan is spamming dead memes
Yeah, he's been doing that since he was diagnosed with Reoccurring Bad Meme Syndrome
Yeah, he's been doing that since he was diagnosed with Reoccurring Bad Meme Syndrome
by Shogunyan December 26, 2016
Get the Reoccurring Bad Meme Syndromemug. a psychological disorder where a Karen pretends to be ill or deliberately produces symptoms of illness in themselves. Their main intention is to assume the "sick role" so that people care for them and they are the center of attention on social media spreading fake news, and fear tactics to gullible online users.
1. Forgive my mom, officer; she has Damn Karen Munchausen's Syndrome. No need for an ambulance.
2. She got her vaccine shot and now she's streaming her DKMS on TikTok
3. I can't wear a mask, I have Damn Karen Munchausen's Syndrome.
4. My Grandma is racist. That black person never touched her, she collapsed on her own to get attention. She doesn't have dementia, she has Damn Karen Munchausen's Syndrome.
Prefix, Karen can be in transitioned with Kevin Or Ken; Male Karen.
2. She got her vaccine shot and now she's streaming her DKMS on TikTok
3. I can't wear a mask, I have Damn Karen Munchausen's Syndrome.
4. My Grandma is racist. That black person never touched her, she collapsed on her own to get attention. She doesn't have dementia, she has Damn Karen Munchausen's Syndrome.
Prefix, Karen can be in transitioned with Kevin Or Ken; Male Karen.
by Damn Bunny September 30, 2021
Get the Damn Karen Munchausen's Syndromemug. Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome occurs when some one uses their boy/girl friend once and then discards them. It is abbreviated as PPTS. The Paper Plate Treatment can be very severe as people who give it often times boast of it to their friends and peers. If you or a loved one has suffered from Paper Plate Treatment, you may notice that you/loved one's self esteem has lowered considerably, the affected becomes depressed, withdrawn, and is less interested in usually enjoyable activities. Video games such as WoW, Minecraft, Runescape, and Skyrim are the only known cures to Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome.
Person 1: I am depressed man, my gf left me after a week.
Counselor: I know whats wrong.
Person 1: What is it?
Counselor: You have a case of Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Counselor: I know whats wrong.
Person 1: What is it?
Counselor: You have a case of Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by c1094 June 23, 2014
Get the Paper Plate Treatment Syndromemug. In Western countries white people (especially) women (again especially) can do a 360 on you. They are unpredictable and like volcano. These can be long term friends neighbors, relatives, family members, spouses, significant others, girlfriends or boyfriends. Sort of like "thrown under the bus" these people are usually soulless white people but it can be any race
David and Samir where doing business, Samir did a lot of the hard work , Dave takes the earnings and disappears.
Jennifer and David were married happily, one day Jennifer wakes up and makes all this stuff up about David.
Samir & Amira would go out of the way to never park in front of their own home, Todd & Brenda got mad when Samir & Amira parked infront of their own home because Todd & Brenda's cars were parked everywhere
Karen would make up stories about her husband so she could get the kids, real bad stories, a case of Random White People Syndrome
Glen would always invite Mustapha out to eat, Glen would always pay . Glen would never get uncomfortable when Mustapha always paid as Glen never would offer
Mohammed would always help Melissa and not ask for anything in exchange for several , one day Mohammed was not in a good situation and couldnt move his item and Melissa went crazy on him!
Stacy & Richard went out an date. Jamie would constantly tell Richard how much she likes him. Richard wouldn't putout that night. Stacy told everyone he tried to rape her
Jennifer and David were married happily, one day Jennifer wakes up and makes all this stuff up about David.
Samir & Amira would go out of the way to never park in front of their own home, Todd & Brenda got mad when Samir & Amira parked infront of their own home because Todd & Brenda's cars were parked everywhere
Karen would make up stories about her husband so she could get the kids, real bad stories, a case of Random White People Syndrome
Glen would always invite Mustapha out to eat, Glen would always pay . Glen would never get uncomfortable when Mustapha always paid as Glen never would offer
Mohammed would always help Melissa and not ask for anything in exchange for several , one day Mohammed was not in a good situation and couldnt move his item and Melissa went crazy on him!
Stacy & Richard went out an date. Jamie would constantly tell Richard how much she likes him. Richard wouldn't putout that night. Stacy told everyone he tried to rape her
by Mohammed Atta December 21, 2020
Get the Random White People Syndromemug.