A really tiny dog who is losing his hair, he has a lot of anger about it. Never pet a nico when he is sleeping
“Wow nico the bald dog is the worst , even Mr Nubs is better and he barely has a tail
by wowowowdefinitions May 6, 2022
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A Misshapen clitoris, due to age and/or numerous flange piercings growing out causing the genitals to appear in the shape of a dogs tongue
"Urghhh she nasty, she had a dogs tongue growing down there!"
by BinaryChop September 26, 2013
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The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.
John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.
by JPOnslaught November 21, 2022
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The dog barked because it can

When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"
When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"
by Suppertimeintheevening! January 14, 2022
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The act of killing a dog by the use of PENIS
“My dog died” said Jake Mcardle

“It was Barry dunne the dog basher” said big NAT
by RULYA FEIN June 8, 2019
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