Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

When out of other insults to use, this isult should be used in EPIC word battles ONLY! This is the greatest insult to ever be uddered from the mouth of man. Use it cautiously!

Word Battle Opponent: Man youre so fucking gay that you like cocks!

You: Oh yeah? Well... YOU'RE A COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!

Word Battle Opponent: Wow... you win.

by Tmarr August 28, 2006

reese's cock pop

Stick your dick in a jar of creamy peanut butter then in a bag of miniature chocolate morsels. Carefully place your cock pop near your partners face and let the fellatio begin...

"Hey guy's...I came up with a new one for Urban Dictionary..."
"Yeah? Whats that?"
"I call it the Reese's Cock Pop"
"Its not in Urban Dictionary already?"
"Nope".
"Geez...Your kids have only been out of the house for 1 day......"
"Yup..."
"OK...what is it...?"

by the real keyser soze March 3, 2014

Olympic cock blocking

Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.

Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016

cock hungry whore

A cock hungry whore is a middle aged women who dresses as lamb while out hunting for a new victim as she hunts out as much cock as she can with no morals before she dries up

Cock hungry whore Lorain seduced James into the store room as she couldn’t go without cock for a longer than an hour

by Le Bon April 21, 2018

cock-a-sourus rex

Slang for penis! Aslo used as a pick up line!! You want to see what my cock-wil-do-to-you!!

My cock-a-sourus rex will finish your kind off without a meteor !

by Birdie1028 June 5, 2017

Mr Cock Milk

Someone who uses a odd and gross way of describing cum

Person a- did Shrek really cover you in his cock milk

Person b- yeah, he's really Mr cock milk

by Yearsofsaturn January 21, 2018

Malevolent Cock-Suckery

The act of being orally pleasured in a manner, or a place, or by a person that does not suit oral sex.

"Hey man why were you fired?"
"Aww, shit its because Brenda had some Malevolent Cock-Suckery going on and I jizzed in the coffee."

by Pantsplosion November 28, 2012