i like ya cut g

its the sentence you should always say before you smack something round or shiny or newly shaved.

It's origins are not confirmed as it has been remade many times but all the evidence point out to this one vid where A DUDE SEES HIS SMALL 9 YEAR OLD OR SOMETHING BROTHER PLAY MINECRAFT AND THEN THEY GUY SAYS THE SENTENCE AND WHOPS THE KID'S HEAD, RESULTING IN A EAR DEAFFING SCREAM...

"Hmm you playin' minecraft... I like ya cut g!"
*atomic slap to a bald child's head
*child screams

by Dr. Memeology November 2, 2020

i dont have time for this lance

A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)

Keith- i dont have time for this lance*wink*
lance- smiles
#klance-fandom-will-take-over-the-world

by Voltron_is_my_life June 26, 2018

why cant i write a definition

it isnt letting me

wtf why cant i write a definition i had to write htat out becuase it wouldnet let me submit ot othewise

by liam says poppy has 37 cs April 27, 2020

i am google and you are Wikipedia

when someone fights with you... use this and expect them to go off crying

person 1 : you're always wrong
Person 2: i am google and you are Wikipedia

person 1 : crys

by christi jones April 28, 2020

henceforth i am unable to can

The smartest way of saying "I can't/I cannot"

"The way I would write I can't in an essay? 'Henceforth I am unable to can'"

by me? gay, trans, and dumb September 26, 2021

history of the entire world, i guess

the absolute best video to watch right before you have an exam on world history... it saves lives

DUDE ONE: did you know that the sun is a deadly laser?
DUDE TWO: not anymore because we have a blanket
DUDE ONE: history of the entire world, i guess

by imnotnotgay November 5, 2018

why did i search this up

I dont know

Friend: why did i search this up?
You: idk
Teacher: are you supposed to be on that website mr/young lady

by Theguywhosaysthings April 5, 2021