National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

National Head Day

It’s a holiday in which your partner has to give you head and celebrate. (August 17th)

I cant wait for August 17 so I could celebrate National Head Day!

by Skrskrr August 17, 2022

National Condom Day

On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.

'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!

by ImDownBad August 18, 2022

Hell Nation

Another name for The United States of America

I'll be taking a business trip to Hell Nation next summer.

by cumsockdrawer August 20, 2022

National live, not love, hate Kayden day

Every August 22nd everybody hates on Kayden for the day

“Bro it’s August 22nd! you know what that means!?”
“National live, not love, hate Kayden day!!”

by YOGIRL11 August 21, 2022

National send pussy nudes

August 22nd is the day a girl has to send a picture of her pussy to any guy who asks!

But he can NOT spread it

National Send Pussy Nudes
Boy: “Hey Sara it’s August 22nd! Now you gotta send me a picture of your pussy!”
Girl: “Mmm fine I guess”

by Sir. 2000 August 21, 2022

National booty pic day

Celebrated on August 23rd. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪🤩

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day🤑🤑

by Mack daddy 5754 August 23, 2022