Argentinian knuckle monkey

It is the postion during by intercourse while having your hands on the ground with your penis in the air doing a back bridge. The woman who is participating will be jumping up and down on top while you try and have enough strength to hold yourself up. The girl has to be Black and Argentinian

Yo bob, me and Shaniqua are going to try the Argentinian knuckle monkey when we get home.

by Gangster gamer November 24, 2024

pop juice monkey

Porn star Peter North during an interview referred to a "pop juice monkey" as any male porn performer who produces copious amounts of semen during scene shootings.

Peter North is often cast because he's the best pop juice monkey in the industry.

by anonymous January 3, 2025

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Taking the Mickey

Another way of saying taking the piss. This time, there's a Disney twist to it.

Goofy, you're Taking the Mickey!

by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025

Baking the Mickey

Another way of saying baking the piss. This time, there's a Disney twist to it.

Goofy, you're Baking the Mickey!

by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025

Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

Punch the Monkey

The act of of fisting a ginger with a full 70’s bush.

During sex the girl asks “Hey baby, I’m really hot tonight, do you want to Punch the Monkey?”

by AK32125 February 27, 2026