When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.
The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.
by handl3r November 7, 2007
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"So.. what do you want to do?"
-"I don't know..."
"....(Pause) FUCK!!!"
"So.. what do you want to do?"
-"I don't know..."
"....(Pause) FUCK!!!"
I got CCT'd (past tense of the word, The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)) so bad last night, I'm blue balling like a mother fucker...
by Kevan Hooley May 18, 2007
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dude, that dog never lets me anywhere near her, I'm being
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!
by Christian Hummel May 24, 2008
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Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Get the Cock A Doodle Do Me mug.The process in which two or more people notice that one of their friends is walking/flirting with a person that is way too attractive for them. Thus, to break up the social engagement the initial group that noticed the flirting catches up to the canoodling couple and initiates a conversation to prevent the pair from flirting further.
Guy A: Dude, did you see Carl and Vanessa walking to class together.
Guy B: No, why?
Guy A: He was hitting on her like crazy.
Guy B: Wow, that's not even reasonable; she's way hotter than he is.
Guy A: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Guy B and Guy A in unison: Walk, talk, and cock block.
(They grab their books and run after Carl and Vanessa in hopes of killing the mood.)
Guy B: No, why?
Guy A: He was hitting on her like crazy.
Guy B: Wow, that's not even reasonable; she's way hotter than he is.
Guy A: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Guy B and Guy A in unison: Walk, talk, and cock block.
(They grab their books and run after Carl and Vanessa in hopes of killing the mood.)
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First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
"I Have Two Cocks"
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
by Moocowsy July 2, 2009
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George: Eh Negro, you see that girl across the street?
Jerome: The one in the wheelchair???
George: Ya guy ... she KNOWS she wants my cock!
Jerome: The one in the wheelchair???
George: Ya guy ... she KNOWS she wants my cock!
by z;P.dep February 22, 2010
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