not on your nelly

cockney rhyming slang for not on your life. nelly rhymes with smelly, which leads to smelly breath, breath leads to breathing to keep alive, leading to not on your life.

Martin: 'will you stroke my furry badger?'

Jon: 'Not on your nelly!'

by MsMatronic August 7, 2005

your mum

part one of the greatest insult ever created

your mum touches kids

by eadipus February 29, 2004

your mom

the hottest chick in the world and a great response to any question or comment... EVER

Guy 1: "That jell-o was fucking awesome"

Guy 2: "Your mom's fucking awesome"

by NAAAAAAAME March 24, 2010

your ancestor

the worse comeback ever, reminds me of brokeback for some reason

uncool Dude: what we doing tonight jim?

Jim: your mom! (stupid but rightous laughter)

uncool dude: your ancestor

jim: what the hell was that?

by andy vale July 23, 2006

Your Lexus

You high class ass act. Real leather toosh. Silver plated teeth. Basically anyone who calls attention to themselves by acting aloof. You can hear them silently whisper I am better than you but in reality they are the ones who think they're not good at all.

Hey dude where's your Lexus?

Not here today dude.

by Kungpaochick159 May 30, 2014

your move

(interjection)
1. it is your turn to play as in chess, checkers or other games
2. it is your right to initiate the first attempt to draw a holstered gun as in a pistol duel (gun-slinging term)

The gunslinger told his opponent, "your move!"

by Jon64Bailey August 1, 2014

Your Three

An Oovoo term in which the person asking, who's in your three, would like to know who is on your screen. Usually, the person closest to you, is the person you consider the better friend. If you are using the app 'oovoo' on any device other than a computer, there will be 3 open slots to put a profile in. Therefore, if there are 4 or more other people in the oovoo call. You must pick your top 3 companions, and enjoy the call.

The word is often used in a question.

Girl 1: *on oovoo call* Hey Jean, who's in your three?
Jean: You, Bob, and Katie
Katie: Yay, I feel so loved

by Beetlejuice0905 May 14, 2015