seven-year itch

inclination toward sexual infidelity: an inclination toward sexual infidelity, popularly believed to begin after seven years of marriage.
The marriage was a happy one until Ron started to feel that seven-year itch.
by 030366 March 26, 2008
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2 year old

An insult used at the most desperate moment when no other insult can be thought of. can be linked with the senses like "you *look* like a 2 year old"
Person 1: yo ur trash get a life

Person 3: *hesitates * well, u sound like a 2 year old!
by dsdfdsd October 21, 2019
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Two year rule

If you're between the age of 12-16, it is socially acceptable to be in a relationship with someone 2 years or so older or younger than you
Man, isn't she a bit young?
Nah bro remember the two year rule!
by yoitsgavin April 18, 2013
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17 Years of Deception

It feels like 17 years of deception.

17 years of putting you in such a high pedestal.

spent every moment of the 17 years thinking of you because I wanted everything to work perfectly.

17 years of understanding you just as far as you wanted to be understood, 17 years of believing in you as you would like to believe in yourself.
And as I sat there, brooding on the old, unknown world, I thought of myself wondering when I will first pick out your light at the end of my dock. I had come such a long way to this blue lawn, and my dream must have seemed so close I could hardly fail to grasp it. But what I did not know was that it was already behind me, somewhere in the vast obscurity beyond the city, where the dark fields of the republic rolled on under the night.

17 years of deception or 7 years of torture and loneliness.

I will never reach out to you although it’s the only thing I ever wanted.
by I still wanna wife u up April 25, 2022
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new year's eve

A popular day for skyrocketing suicide rates, which are usually on holidays where people are alone and depressed. This day is a popular one.
I had planned not to go to any parties new year's eve night to make plans to go up to that tower block and jump off.
by Krista Lee November 27, 2005
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Slap ass year

From 30th of October 2019 to 30th of October 2020, you may smack any girls/ boys bum
“It’s slap ass year, i’ve had my ass slapped 30 times😝”
by muddafuckerrr October 30, 2019
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New Years Berserk

When you go berserk after consuming a mutitude of shots, Your friends must then lock you in the van as a result of your incoherent behavor so they can go to the club without you embarresing them, you then lose it as your intoxicated mind taps into its prehistoric nature and busts the van in half as an attempt on figuring out how to push the door open... and there by having to pay your friend the car bill after waking up and not remembering how it happend but knowing it was you that happened.....
During new years I had a New Years Berserk and totally lost it and ripped a japanese lady in half with my bare hands
by He who is known January 05, 2008
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