The Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler is a
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.
by Joel Lester March 17, 2005
"We'd agreed £200 for the land survey but when I got the bill they'd put it down as £280. Is that normal?
No mate, I think they're trying to to bite your knob off!"
No mate, I think they're trying to to bite your knob off!"
by carlosfortuna October 10, 2011
by B218son May 03, 2010
A swine wank knob fucker is someone who is always a douche. Even at their nicest they are extremely rude. Most commonly they have daddy issues and manage to Piss you off all the time
by SwineWankKnobFucker420 January 21, 2017
A "Texas door knob warmer" is when a person cuts their pubic hair and sticks the trimmings to a piece of duct tape. The prepared piece of duct tape is then wrapped tightly around the victims door knob thus forcing them to touch the pube ridden knob.
Victim: "Man... Steve gave me a Texas door knob warmer. Its o.k., I made my girlfriend pick it off."
by Castor "Steal-Your-Face" Troy January 14, 2009
Slob My Knob, how have you been these days?
by Cheriluvs10 March 06, 2014
by bjork; October 23, 2007