Vegans

People who try to support overpopulation.

Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”

by Lonelyahole March 1, 2024

Vegan

Assholes who kill our only source of oxygen and whine about how we "kill animals"

"I'm an idiot? Im not the one turning vegan."

by Maya Ari February 28, 2017

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

Nutella Vegan

A person who follows the vegan rules but also eats Nutella

He is a nutella vegan

by nutella vegan February 25, 2017

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

Vegan Lib Gender

A gender that is used when a person is strongly called to veganism and liberalism

Dan came out to me as vegan Lib gender.

by dontfuckingtouchme September 18, 2021

vegan pizza

It's someone who says they have acne but they don't, this term come from the term pizza face which means a lot of acne or (pepperoni) but since it's vegan pizza it has no meat so therefore someone with little acne is vegan pizza

Omg I have so much acne
Shut up vegan pizza

by THE ULTAMATE BADADDY February 12, 2018