Tired

Referring to or calling someone (usually a woman in a derogatory manner) old, used and/or dried up and useless. It can also be used as calling someone out of date or mentally exhausting. Commonly used in gay or black slang and can very on which demographic uses it.
Gay-
Look at her! Miss gurl mug looks so tired with that horribly blended makeup.
Other gay: I know, Anymore patches on her face and she could audition in a commercial as a burlap sack

Black community
Uncle: This is my jam! I love listening to Bobby brown, it's the bomb.com
younger family member: Unc get out here with that tired slang and music. No one says that anymore
by lingo28 February 12, 2024
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poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.
"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"
by Paddy4200 May 22, 2021
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Oklahoma tire swing

My wife's pissing me off!
I'm bout' to give that bitch an Oklahoma tire swing!
by Beachpartysteve December 25, 2023
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tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.
So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
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spare tire date

An extension of the Third wheel. A person who is in a room full of people who are either occupied by, or attained to the opposite sex. Usually tagged along as a "Spare tire," while couples or touchy friends cuddle during a movie, gala, event.
"One night we were together, I just sat there, it was like a spare tire date."
by Mrfantastic September 15, 2013
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Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”
by Photogal November 11, 2022
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