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Tinder-oni

A freak you meet off a website similar to Tinder
She was cool...but the Tinder-oni you saw me with last weekend was better.
by @YoListenTho July 5, 2018
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tinderizing

Bending the truth on Tinder to soften someone up and give a better impression of yourself.
"Sorry I took so long to write back bro. I was tinderizing this girl before our date later. I was telling her that I work out EVERY SINGLE DAY. LOL.
by eyas76 July 23, 2018
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Tanker

An excessively oversized human being that weighs in excess of a metric ton. Requires a police escort when traveling on state highways.
I don't know if Billy can go across that bridge, he's a tanker!
by anonymous September 18, 2018
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tanker sauce

A burger topping, composed of equal parts mayonnaise and barbeque sauce. Popular in Arizona but unknown elsewhere.
"Yeah gimmie extra tanker sauce on tha burger"
by Big Frek November 3, 2018
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Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.
Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale
by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019
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TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.
BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.
by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019
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Thinkerate

The phenomenon when an overthinker gets caught in a creative and philosophical loop and believes they've discovered a higher truth. They feel duty bound broadcast en masse because the power of the truth is a game changer. A thinkerater believes the higher truth was already "out there". They're merely reiterating it in a simpler way, AND people will be thankful for their help.
I was hanging out last night and started to thinkerate... Before I knew it I'd been up all night making the world a better place. You're welcome.
by Fifth and Phive June 11, 2019
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