The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.
Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.
Oh damn about time! How was it?
I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.
Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you
Oh damn about time! How was it?
I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.
Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you
by Hellpablo June 15, 2020
Get the Laser Tag Theorymug. The extraphysical aliens theory, also referred as extraphysical alien theory, is an extraphysicalist theory that supports that majority of the extraterrestrial intelligent life forms have evolved to the extraphysical level and it's almost or literally impossible to detect them by the conventional physical detectors and radars, where they can appear or dissapear whatever they want but humans can barely detect them, supporting that almost all or literally all extraterrestrial intelligent civilizations have evolved to the extraphysical level as consequence to keep their existence and still interact with the physical level when necessary or when they want. Extraphysical alien theory uses of concepts of extraphysicalism and of extraphysical mechanics as well to explain its theory well.
"The extraphysical aliens theory might be really useful to justify why we cannot detect aliens at all and even explain a lot about ufo contacts, starseeds and all else related to extraterrestrial intelligence and what would be necessary for we detect and contact objectively extraphysical intelligence."
by Full Monteirism April 16, 2021
Get the Extraphysical Aliens Theorymug. The theory states that the universe was always the universe and when the universe grows so big it collapses on itself starting the big bang that creates the next universe. This sets the basis for the basic laws of physics e.g. time is relevant. This theory has been proven by Oppenheimer himself and Jordan Kilfoyl.
by 99.95%atar_student October 23, 2023
Get the Shiv & Baz Theorymug. As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020
Get the Syrian Loophole Theorymug. In a competition, there are two clear favorites and then some other garbage. One of the favorites has to take a loss. When this happens, the other competitors cannot be moved ahead of the loser simply because of the loss. See example for correct application of said theory.
Per Colin Cowherd:
I would still rank Alabama and LSU 1 and 2 after this weekend if the game is close. Just because one of these teams has to take a loss doesn’t mean that the other undefeated teams out there are suddenly better. It’s like a beauty contest where there are two clear favorites and another girl has a dead tooth. The results are announced and one hot girl edges the other. Does that mean that you drop the loser below the girl with the DEAD TOOTH?!?!?! NO!!! And Oklahoma State, Boise State, and Oregon all have a dead tooth. It’s the Dead Tooth Theory.
I would still rank Alabama and LSU 1 and 2 after this weekend if the game is close. Just because one of these teams has to take a loss doesn’t mean that the other undefeated teams out there are suddenly better. It’s like a beauty contest where there are two clear favorites and another girl has a dead tooth. The results are announced and one hot girl edges the other. Does that mean that you drop the loser below the girl with the DEAD TOOTH?!?!?! NO!!! And Oklahoma State, Boise State, and Oregon all have a dead tooth. It’s the Dead Tooth Theory.
by THE_HERD November 4, 2011
Get the Dead Tooth Theorymug. You cannot directly compare general quality between two shows or movies that are of vastly different genres. No reasonable person would make a direct comparison between The Mummy and Shindler's List. There must be similarities in the goals or genres of the films.
The name derives from an argument between three individuals in which one stated that the general quality of "Bumblebee" and "Glass" cannot be directly compared.
The name derives from an argument between three individuals in which one stated that the general quality of "Bumblebee" and "Glass" cannot be directly compared.
"Bumblebee was so much better than glass."
"Dude, they are completely different movies, I shall invoke the bumblebee-glass theory."
"Dude, they are completely different movies, I shall invoke the bumblebee-glass theory."
by Feegtionary March 27, 2021
Get the Bumblebee-Glass Theorymug. by Jlo13 March 18, 2018
Get the Paranoid lesbian theorymug.