by fueledbysperm December 30, 2021
Get the Horny Flaresmug. The perfected ancient art of doing something really homosexual or odd, or something along the lines of jizzing in a public place. The art reaches its peak, in the part where after doing said act, you yell a random, confusing phrase at your company, and make a daring escape. The facts prove that moses led the israelites out of egypt by pulling a horny manfish. History's great escapes have all been, in reality, real examples of horny manfishes.
Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.
Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.
Holy shit he just pulled a great Horny Manfish!
Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!
Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!
by JackysonQuagmire2therescue December 1, 2009
Get the Horny Manfishmug. The BEST band in existence, you can search the earth top to bottom and you will never find a band that AC as much as this one
gaylord: “hey did you catch that new song from the Horny Grasshoppers, Donkey Dong”
Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”
Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”
by cramphony July 15, 2021
Get the The Horny Grasshoppersmug. Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”
Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.
I’d love that bill!
I’d love that bill!
by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018
Get the horny frodomug. When you are horny so you grab a naked hotdog and rub it between a bun Until it breaks then cum on the bun
by Eevv April 3, 2017
Get the horny hotdogmug. when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!
bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .
SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.
SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.
by mrham4444 April 11, 2014
Get the horny dolphinmug. by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022
Get the Horny goblinmug.