Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.

Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.

by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021

Flu manchu

A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.

"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*

"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"

by Joey Fat Tits July 28, 2021

flu flap

Getting bitch slapped

Do you wana get flu flapped homie!

by Mon manger June 15, 2024

party flu

The sickness that onsets, usually on a Monday, after a weekend full of partying and doing drugs.

Calling in to work -

Partier: Boss, I got the party flu I'm not going to be in today
Boss: No problem man. I'm just getting over my party flu from last weekend. It was hardcore.

Partier: Thanks. See you tomorrow

by big booty ho's January 23, 2017

sawg flu

twist on swine flu. meaning your swag's presently at an all time low.

dude1: man that chick was not buying what i was sellin' one bit.

dude2: lady friend's got you in a funk, huh? sawg flu, major. SHOTS, now!

by DePue rep. June 24, 2010

flus

it`s a norwegian slang for money

brur jeg er stacked med flus

by yo local pedo November 16, 2022

pig flu

Comes from pigs.

Man: *Sneezes*
Man 2: Oh shit! You pig flu!

by thepigboy May 12, 2009