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Figgle Bottom

A Figgle Bottom is the highest tier of masculinity one can attain. a figgle bottom is comparable to a Greek god such a Ares. The physical measurements can not be described or measured by layman's terms and can only described by their ranking. a figgle bottom ranks above Gigachad and any other slang relating to masculinity . A Figgle bottom's sexual preference is not defined. but they do get sundry of hoes and bitches.
Dakota: No way is that a figgle bottom, I'm gonna queef myself

Rebecca: Oh my god I'm legit gonna start jilling
by Figgle the wordsmith November 1, 2021
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bottom burned

what parents would say to children re: spanking

what life can do to one
'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'

he got his bottom burned by the trooper
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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Bottom hole

Woah Brian’s ‘Bottom Hole’ is looking ice cold this Tuesday morning
by ExpertOnEverythingLOTR April 14, 2022
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Jiffle bottom

A fidget.

Someone who can't sit still.
"Calm down and watch the film. You're such a jiffle bottom."
by Loops2000 September 18, 2011
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bottom shotgun

Blowing or pumping marijuana smoke into some fag's ass.
Dyllon was tied up naked on the floor with his ass in the air begging his boyfriend for a bottom shotgun.
by Lemmesmash1460 May 27, 2017
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princess bottom

literally like a princess. Incredibly sheltered, interested in politics, foreign affairs, and the military. Very delicate. Likes a particular diet but will eat anything. Thinks every day life is of novel interest. Loves to read. Loves to learn. Classy in the streets. Loves older men and is a very slutty bottom in the sheets. Loves cocks. May top once in blue moon but is used to pleasing a man or men. When you date them it will be like having a little princess around all the time which you will either like or find incredibly annoying. Beware.
This bitch is a princess bottom.

Tom: Where are you going on your date?
Jerry: He's a princess bottom. So I'm taking him to an lecture at the museum and then out to sushi.

Tom: Is he still coming over?

Jerry: who?

Tom: the princess bottom?
Jerry: Hell yeah. He said we can DP him this time.

Tom: I never thought I would settle down. But when I started giving my princess bottom all the dick he wants, and trusted him, this little bitch actually stayed faithful.
Jerry: I can't believe we used to DP him. Now your locked down getting married.

Tom: even tho we are open, we are always too busy being alone. It's crazy how life happens.
by 1-800-that-bitch September 6, 2020
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Bottom / top

The person on top during gay sex would be the top and the person on bottom would be the bottom the dominant person is usually referred to as the top
by Digbickhoe December 19, 2019
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