fear of diving boards

filip he fears diving boards

he has a fear of diving boards

by Anonymous 273 July 8, 2023

Wall Boarding

The act of using the wall mounted head board in a cheap motel as a backstop for various sexual acts in an aggressive manner, creating a disturbance to the guests in the adjacent room.

Bill had Trish pinned up against the wall mounted headboard as he railed her hard in the no tell motel. Security was called by the adjacent occupants who couldn’t sleep because of the wall boarding.

by VY! January 19, 2024

Boarding

The penis opened to accept the throbbing cock

We’re boarding now

by Turkeymonster November 1, 2023

Tennessee charcuterie board

When you have been working in the Tennessee sun for 3 or more days without a shower. Have a girl give you a BJ and scrape her teeth/braces across your penis while running her fingers along the crease between your leg and balls collecting the mix of dry dick skin and the putrid nut cheese and using it to flavor her BJ for you. A "plus" if the resulting teeth scraping results in blood being drawn to heighten the meat and cheese flavor.

"After working in the field all week, Sarah was so horny when I got home, I didn't even have time to shower and I gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."

by Falco21 February 15, 2025

.0.Avenida, Balls In Yourz Mouth, Card Board cardboard CARD bOARD, DESVIAR, Extemporaneous, Esotéricas, Foresight, Holeztjkt, Kolezjht, Quolezjft.0.

.0.Avenida, Balls In Yourz Mouth, Card Board cardboard CARD bOARD, DESVIAR, Extemporaneous, Esotéricas, Foresight, Holeztjkt, Kolezjht, Quolezjft.0.

.0.Avenida, Balls In Yourz Mouth, Card Board cardboard CARD bOARD, DESVIAR, Extemporaneous, Esotéricas, Foresight, Holeztjkt, Kolezjht, Quolezjft.0.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 29, 2025

ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2013

Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009