kurt weed

The worst weed you can possibly get. This is worse than the nastiest brownest dirt weed you can find. Taste like smokin a cactus and will give you a headache like a mother fucker

Guy 1: Hey you wanna smoke some kurt weed?

Guy 2: Hell naw, you can get higher off of tree bark..... I have standards!

by frank1024793 March 19, 2012

pollie weed

that horrible grass that cuts your legs when you run through it. With some varities it cuts you when you slid your finger on it wrong or even walk through it.

guy 1 - Dude! did you attacked by a gang! look at your legs!
guy 2 - No bro - pollie weed
guy 1 - Oh. even worse.

by Winkelchick101 November 22, 2011

ding weeds

Thick brush scattered around a swampy marsh

look at that possum in the ding weeds over there

by Taddy Mason December 6, 2017

Weed Warrior

Someone who actively fights for the legalization of marijuana, and get angry when people disagree.

"I can't believe that the government would legalize pot!"
-Chris
"Ya ya what ever, just don't say that near Julian, he's a weed warrior"
-Brooks

by School Stoner October 2, 2010

weed moment

(noun ) A weed moment is when you are stoned and in the middle of a thought or conversation. You forget your place or where you are in a story you might be telling, or you forget what you were talking about all together. A weed moment is much like a senior moment; only weed induced.

Example: ''I'm having a weed moment. What were we talking about again?

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet April 26, 2017

Weed Toss

Similar in concept to the blunt dump, however an escalation from the aforementioned act by having to quickly rid oneself of an entire stash of weed (marijuana). Usually used in context where continued possession of said weed would result in a greater negative consequence than the material loss of the weed itself.

Chuckford: "Ah crap, I thought we were good with the cops after that quick blunt dump and Fabreeze... looks like they are coming back this way."

Rastafarian Billy: "Well I hate to do it, but this is looking like a full blown weed toss right here..."

Chuckford: "Our material loss is palpable, how unfortunate."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Weed Cheese

When you do a triple-backflip and land on your hard penis and start using it like a pogo stick.

"Woah dude, sick Weed Cheese!"
"Thanks, I've been practicing!"

by anyything June 27, 2022