Shrimp

someone who has a really tiny, shrivelled up, gross looking penis

Lola: "Hey i heard that your boyfriend Finn has a shrimp!"
Abby: "oh gross i didn't know that ima break up with him"

by Dazy235 March 19, 2021

Shrimping

Shrimping is when you are eating dat ass you take a plastic straw(or a metal straw for all you Vsco girl's or boy's) and suck the poop out of her butt.

"What did you and your boyfriend do yesterday for balentines day?"

"He just took me out to dinner, then we went home and he sucked it out of me"

"Whats it called, and What do you do"

"Well its called shrimping and when your eating the girls ass you take a straw and suck her poop out of her"

"Me and Terrence should try shrimping someday"

by Shrimpingmaster143 February 23, 2020

beta shrimp

opposite of "Alpha Male"
Typically attributed to (overly) politically correct people who are easily offended

"That guy is such a snowflake - he's a real beta shrimp"

by EverestK2 April 10, 2018

shrimp

A person who is hot from the neck down but the face is just not up to scratch. Similar to the word Bag Shag.

The Boys: That chick over there is hot as.
Me: But the face...
The Boys: True, she's a Shrimp.

by TheKidGeeBoy July 2, 2019

Never eating the shrimp

It means to stand by what you say
Or as others say Standing on Business

Damn he never eating the shrimp!!!

by Bigfatmonkeyforhead April 6, 2024

shrimp on

An extremely shrivelled penis, usually the result of being in water for a long period of time.

Appearance resembles a shrimp.

Holy shit! I've got a shrimp on we've been in the pool for so long.

by abstractlakx August 20, 2019

Shrimp Penis

A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.

Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!

by i eat rich ppl January 1, 2021