Rage Rod

When you're so mad you dick fills with blood

I'm going to murder you with my rage rod! There is literally nothing harder.

by Daveswife912 August 25, 2017

preening rod

A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.

"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".

"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."

by BrokenKing February 19, 2021

ginger rod

Ginger rod is when your redheaded girl gives you head and right before you cum she grips your cock till it's red and then letc go and you blow it on her head

My gf gave me a ginger rod

by Ginger dick January 4, 2017

Hot rod

The act of inserting a heated curling iron into the rectum or bodily orifice of choice

I gave my husband a hot rod last night and he said he has never felt like that in his life

by Tbore February 20, 2021

rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

Glass Rodding

The act of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.
Or the threat of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.

“Yo, we’re glass rodding Friend 3” Friend 1
“Fr” Friend 2
“What did I do!?”

by AndrewTape1 April 2, 2025

rod time

when u see the latina in the school bathroom

another way of saying sex

yo i’m finna rod time with my girl

by dog sack September 7, 2023