Skip to main content

Maria

She may seem like an innocent girl but once you get to know her she ill show you the biggest of the dicks you'll ever see in your entire life.
That guy has a Maria-Looked dick.
by H rã me os tomatos November 22, 2021
mugGet the Mariamug.

Gecko Maria

A villain that gives souls to other objects with a portuguese custard pie and a little mustache on his face.
by sannsan November 21, 2021
mugGet the Gecko Mariamug.

Maria

Maria is talented, gorgeous and defiantly stands out of the crowd.

Her body resembles one of a greek goddess. She looks like a real life disney princess. Her skin glows in the sun and her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, heads turn, she has everyone hypnotized with her gorgeousness . She loves the attention and always tries to be the best form of herself.

All boys want her, but she has her eyes set on one person.

She's a passionate lover. Be careful, cause once she lays eyes on you your under her spell.

Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.

She knows her self worth and is not afraid to tell you.
Im in love with maria, she's my addiction.
by Dudesgowin February 1, 2020
mugGet the Mariamug.

Maria

A truck driver soul in an angel body. She is always the funnier and loudest bitch in the room. if you hear a siren check again, it could be her laugh.
Dirty jokes are a religion.
A: knock knock

B: who's there?

A: Fuck
B: Fuck who?

A: Fuck me!!!
B: Gees you are such a Maria.
by K.d.levin November 21, 2021
mugGet the Mariamug.

Maria

Short tempered cute girl thats the perfect balance of hotness and cuteness in a person. Shes always down for cuddles and kisses and cries over everything. Really emotional, like really. Brown hair, brown eyes and a beautiful smile. Usually drawn to people named "Pantelis" but in perticular people named "Pantelis" that also offer her food and warmth. Last but not least shes a really talented cook that will make you any food you desire with just the right amount of begging for it.
Maria is so short and cute imma have to marry that quick💍
by pinelos November 21, 2021
mugGet the Mariamug.

Maria

Maria, the sexy chick everyone likes. always surrounded by friends and boys. Likes everyone except Anastasia's. Rich, popular, always friends with a Isabella.
Example:
zach: Have you seen my gf?
Maria: i am here baby
by Sexy lady 2.0 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Mariamug.

maria de jesus

Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.
"maria de jesus has arrived"
"Maria de jesus can you pass that over please?"
by Commonroses August 27, 2022
mugGet the maria de jesusmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email