When a friend's Facebook stops posting status updates for several months in a row. FB RECENT ACTIVITY is limited to increasingly less frequent notices that "X is now friends with ..." and an occasional "like."
I don't think I am FB friends with Nancy anymore.
Why?
I don't see any status updates from her anymore.
You're still friends with her, but she has Facebook Flatlined. I don't see anything either. Friend her on Twitter.
Why?
I don't see any status updates from her anymore.
You're still friends with her, but she has Facebook Flatlined. I don't see anything either. Friend her on Twitter.
by BLT Tipster March 17, 2011
Get the Facebook Flatlinemug. A person you have met once, goes to your school or has a close relationship with you.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.
Wow! I have 572 friends! Wait, who the f*ck is (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah, they go to my school! What about (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah! I met them once in the shopping mall! Oooh! Someone I know through Dad! I'll add them as a Facebook "Friend".
by Alexander_Banks November 16, 2011
Get the Facebook "Friend"mug. The one employee that is responsible for posting the messages and status updates on the companies Facebook page.
- Damn! Our Facebook jockey just quit!
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!
facebook
You mean to say that WE have to post the messages from now on? When are we hiring a new one?
- ASAP!
by Oscarson3 January 11, 2013
Get the Facebook Jockeymug. someone who posts some needless information on facebook during sport events, such as football games.
"Yes! Team X is in the lead!"
"Come on shut up, everyone is watching the game, stupid Facebook Hooligan
"Come on shut up, everyone is watching the game, stupid Facebook Hooligan
by bunnyhunter March 14, 2011
Get the Facebook Hooliganmug. a person who will seem perfectly normal during most forms of communication (texting, talking, email, etc.) but upon using facebook chat they assume a new persona such that they seem as if they are depressed, suicidal, or otherwise interested is hurting themselves.
boy1)hey have you ever talked to that Jim guy?
boy2)yeah he seems pretty cool, why?
boy1)well he sent me a friend request on facebook last night so i started chatting with...
boy2)so what?
boy1)he got really depressing.
boy2)dude hes a total facebook emo.
boy2)yeah he seems pretty cool, why?
boy1)well he sent me a friend request on facebook last night so i started chatting with...
boy2)so what?
boy1)he got really depressing.
boy2)dude hes a total facebook emo.
by facebookemokid March 17, 2011
Get the facebook emomug. Part of speech: verb
Describes a photo in which one or many people have been obviously cropped out of the picture in an attempt to focus on an individual. Most notable feature includes some body part (ie. shoulder) of the cropped person remaining in the frame.
Most commonly used in situations where the person being cropped out is disliked by the individual doing the cropping.
Describes a photo in which one or many people have been obviously cropped out of the picture in an attempt to focus on an individual. Most notable feature includes some body part (ie. shoulder) of the cropped person remaining in the frame.
Most commonly used in situations where the person being cropped out is disliked by the individual doing the cropping.
by Matthew Knore April 8, 2010
Get the facebook cropmug. Always comes to the rescue of people/ celebrities he/she doesn't know personally. But feels like they have to protect them.
As soon as somebody posts something negative about her. He has to come to the rescue, he's a real facebook hero.
by Dustee Grimes August 31, 2017
Get the Facebook Heromug.