The biggest BITCH on Earth

The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.

Hey do you remember my ex?

Yeah that kid was the biggest BITCH on Earth

by GonzoBiggDogg December 9, 2019

that’s what makes the earth round

A word used when someone says something obvious

Person 1. Money doesn’t grow on trees!
Person 2. Well yeah, that’s what makes the earth round.

by pseudyonumy is hard to write June 11, 2023

Salt of the earth

A practice in ancient warfare where conquerors would deliberately spread salt over the lands of a defeated enemy, rendering the soil infertile and unsuitable for farming.

Used to refer to a toxic individual.

Hope it was worth it, people like yourself are the salt of the earth, bring nothing but famine and destruction to the land

by Truthsepeaker May 8, 2025

Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day

Every single Lemonkey that exists raid the earth on November 3rd.

The Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day is here. You know what that means ;)

by Lemonke President October 27, 2019

Earth lettuce

Weed

My mom and dad think me and my big brother did earth lettuce yesterday

by Xamantha May 17, 2018

Earth

A decent-sized orb that humans happen to live on. It is quite dangerous considering lots of people die there. The Earth revolves around the sun, but the sun needs to stfu because it is a pick-me and it's not always the center of attention.

Hello bob, where do you live?
Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"!
Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location
*A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.

by anonymous March 25, 2023

earth

a flat disc that we all live on

i am not an actual flat earther

by loopsipåp September 10, 2020