A family tree that branches out and then back in to a common relative. Generally due to distant incest among relatives.
Your father's mother and mother's mother are the same person forming a Family Diamond instead of a family tree.
by JDUB187 June 23, 2011
"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"
"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
by goldlicker July 30, 2021
by imawesome2788 January 16, 2019
“So the day after I slipped the ring on her finger, she got diamond poisoning, and we haven’t got busy since!”
by travellin2planker October 11, 2019
An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
by Firebirdchick March 06, 2015
The logical extension of "lady wood"...because a diamond is harder than wood ...and the obvious relationship to the small hard jewel (the man in the boat) between a woman's legs.
by foodie52 October 21, 2017