blonde enthusiast

someone that is only attracted to blondes and thinks they are the best

John: i heard Jakes last 3 girlfriends were all blonde

Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast

John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point

by Secyboy69 August 5, 2022

Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!

“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”

by apokalypz May 14, 2025

twitchy blonde

tweek tweak from south park

P1 :"bro have you seen that twitchy blonde?"

P2 :"you mean tweek from south park?"

by arejhsbasjnndbt June 6, 2022

camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025

Blonde with glasses

A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.

Guy 1: I met a blonde with glasses yesterday.
Guy 2: Is she cute?

by Zestmaster09 April 9, 2023

blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.

Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.

by boronanon April 3, 2015

loud blonde

A loud blond is a blonde person who is loud the term comes from the Bnha fandom

Aizawa in a aU: Shinsou do not date a loud blonde
Shinsou in a. aU: hah fuck you

by Shinkami_ismylife February 6, 2021