Ground Shagger

Rugby League players, who upon being tackled, appear to have sex with the floor

Tarquin: "Byjove, what's that man whose just been tackled doing? He look's like he's copulating with the pitch"
Will: "Yes, they call them ground shaggers for that very reason"

by Bob Union April 29, 2011

bi staggered

when a guy is on his girl and his mate runs up and shoves a dildo in his arse.

girl: mmm that was so fun last night
guy 2: yeah i know, i bi staggered your boyfriend last night
guy 1: yeah screw you mate.

by funnysistermate June 15, 2011

sheep shagger

A Derby County fan.

"Piss off you sheep shaggers!"

by ForestTillIDie January 4, 2014

Car shagger

Another driver that wants to try and prolapse your vehicle,

Usually young vw golf drivers, all bmw drivers, van drivers or everyone in an indian neighbourhood

They will try and shaft the rear of your vehicle until they can get past and then do it to another vehicle gaining no further distance other than the length of your car

I wish this car shagger in his van would get out my arse

I hate seeing this ugly car shaggers face in all 3 of my rear view mirrors, i could crash with how ugly they are and it's putting me off!

I'm going to slam my brakes on if this car shagger carries on in my rear

by Stereotypical Psueudonym October 12, 2017

big shagger

Someone who shags a lot.

Synonyms - Sir Shag a Lot

Mikey boy is a right big shagger.

by mattiepearce January 19, 2018

datboi_swagerts

Someone that thinks he's alwase right and when someone tries to say something he turns it into bullcrap

If they correct you then they are being a datboi_swagerts

by Mastercraper27 May 19, 2018

Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert

Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*

by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019